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act like a lady, think like a boss*




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fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.

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pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP


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sams-not-the-american-average:

what-is-aiir:

humour blog - follow

all day every day

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djmushahid:

<3

djmushahid:

<3


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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude

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